“Andrej Galins invented pineapple juice, discovered Portugal, all before the age of 7. He was also the first person to reach the North Pole. He has flown to Mars and back in one day, and was enthusiastically greeted by the Martians. “Very strange beings,” he reported on his return. He has written one thousand highly regarded books; a team of experts is presently attempting to grasp their meaning. “It might take a century,” said the chief expert. Andrej is also a great teller of stories — not all of them true. Mr. Galins can be reached at [email protected]
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